The Mediterranean ....
(Random Conversations ...)   S:  ‘I find the Atlantic too cold.  Last time I attempted to swim in the Atlantic   my feet froze, they were so cold it hurt and I could barely move.’   C:  ‘Yeah, it’s cold but I don’t really mind it.  The North Sea is even colder man!’   S:  ‘But I’m used to the Mediterranean hombre.  It’s a nice warm pool.’   J:  ‘I like the Atlantic; it’s nice and cool to take a dip in.  I don’t really like the   Mediterranean.  It’s warm, like everyone just took a piss in it.’   Cheeky buggers .....