The Mediterranean ....
(Random Conversations ...) S: ‘I find the Atlantic too cold. Last time I attempted to swim in the Atlantic my feet froze, they were so cold it hurt and I could barely move.’ C: ‘Yeah, it’s cold but I don’t really mind it. The North Sea is even colder man!’ S: ‘But I’m used to the Mediterranean hombre. It’s a nice warm pool.’ J: ‘I like the Atlantic; it’s nice and cool to take a dip in. I don’t really like the Mediterranean. It’s warm, like everyone just took a piss in it.’ Cheeky buggers .....